1 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:54,415 It was May 4th, Massimo D'Azeglio high school, 2 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:58,124 the game of life was played, final soccer tournament 3 00:02:58,208 --> 00:03:02,707 between the fifth D and my class, the magical fifth F, 4 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,832 but ours was more than a team of football, 5 00:03:04,916 --> 00:03:08,207 it was a group of inseparable friends. 6 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:13,124 There was Luca, tall, handsome, nice the most loved by the fans 7 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:18,249 especially from the female one, then there was Alessandro, small but tough, 8 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:21,415 a rock, Giovanni instead he was our captain, 9 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:25,499 more than a myth he was a mythomaniac, and finally there was Luciana, 10 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:30,957 only girl of the tournament, admitted for undisputed technical superiority, 11 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:32,207 she was our bomber. 12 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:35,249 And that was me, Daniele. 13 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:40,124 I wasn't tall, I wasn't handsome, I wasn't tough, I wasn't a legend, 14 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:43,499 in short, let's face it, I wasn't even a goalie. 15 00:03:44,916 --> 00:03:49,665 It was my fault we lost, but not that it was the only defeat of that year. 16 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:03,457 - Yes, admitted! - Me too. 17 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:13,124 Failed high school exams, the only one of my class, indeed, I correct, 18 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:17,624 the only one in my school. If it's true that exams never end, 19 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:21,040 who knows how many more times I would have failed in my life. 20 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,790 But not always things they go as you imagine them. 21 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:42,207 Here, this is me now, not bad, huh? 22 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:57,665 It's been 15 years that I work in this bank, 23 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:00,207 but I haven't had a great career, 24 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:03,040 I'm not a big shot, I don't count for anything... 25 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:05,707 But things will change soon, 26 00:05:05,791 --> 00:05:09,040 because I'm about to marry the daughter of the president of the bank. 27 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:13,124 Don't think badly, eh? I don't want to attack the hat! 28 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:16,707 I am madly in love of my Barbara. 29 00:05:22,708 --> 00:05:26,457 Yes, practically my relatives I only invited mother, 30 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:30,874 Uncle Remo would also be there, but that He is always busy with his work. 31 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:34,207 I thought I'd invite some instead of my former school friends, 32 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:37,915 I haven't seen them since high school, who knows what happened to them. 33 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:01,124 Centurion, come take a photo. 34 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:05,457 Please, please, gentlemen. You don't have these in Japan. 35 00:06:05,541 --> 00:06:07,790 With the sword. 36 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,040 Well. 37 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:30,540 But he wasn't in the pub to watch the Super Bowl? 38 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:40,040 No, I'm not going to the bathroom, I suffer from claustrophobia. 39 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:18,957 I can't believe it, Daniele Baldini! 40 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:22,707 He's a former schoolmate of mine, I haven't seen him in 20 years. 41 00:07:25,541 --> 00:07:29,165 How do you say? Are you getting married? Notify me! 42 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:32,749 All right, we'll update. 43 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:37,290 So, love? What were you telling me? 44 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:44,082 I told you... there would be this girl I met. 45 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:46,457 Sorry, work! 46 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:50,999 Mrs Mazzuoli, don't worry, everything is going wonderfully. 47 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:55,749 Her husband's hours are numbered, yes, we take everything away from him. 48 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:59,957 We send him to rags! Let's break it! 49 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:04,165 So he no longer wants to go out and about looking for adventures. 50 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:09,249 Get ready to live a good life, at his expense! 51 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:13,999 Indeed. Until we meet again. 52 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:18,790 How much fun I have! Darling, sorry, what were you saying? 53 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,790 Did you meet a girl... 54 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:27,499 No, not me, no. 55 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:31,249 An old school friend of mine he met this girl 56 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:35,624 and gets married in Zurich this week next time, in fact he invited us. 57 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:39,082 She is the daughter of a banker very rich, he made a coup. 58 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:43,207 Love, I'm for the wedding I have a problem with your friend. 59 00:08:43,291 --> 00:08:46,665 I have a conference next Saturday in Milan in which they will participate 60 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:49,124 all the most important divorce lawyers in Italy. 61 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:51,915 Honey, I'm sorry. 62 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,290 - But if you want, I can too don't go. - No, what not to go? 63 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:59,832 - Yes, yes. - I insist, darling! 64 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:04,040 You have to go there, I say this against my interests. 65 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:08,582 Then I'll go. But give me a... kiss. 66 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:12,540 One... give it to me. Another, another, another. 67 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,082 - Enough. - Half this way, like this. 68 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:17,915 With you in Zurich? Yes. 69 00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:22,665 How happy I am, love! Are you happy? 70 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,957 Of course, I asked you. 71 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:29,582 This is the first weekend that you and I do together. 72 00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:32,915 Apart from that, weekend or during the week, I don't care... 73 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,457 - As long as I'm with you. - Really? 74 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:37,999 Yes. 75 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:44,290 And you would come with me even if I were a poor guy? 76 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,457 Certain! 77 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:54,540 - And even if I were married? - Oh, no. Don't spread yourself thin. 78 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:58,124 Oh my God, love, Zurich, how cool! I have to make a call. 79 00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:01,082 I'm going to pay, you stay here. 80 00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:08,332 Fabia, you don't understand. He asked me to go to Zurich! 81 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:10,457 Don't shout. 82 00:10:10,541 --> 00:10:14,832 - She's my friend. - I understand, but these are our things. 83 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:20,457 After you! Move! Quick! 84 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:26,207 How long does it take us? Think you're on holiday? 85 00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:29,957 Balls off! Come on, quick! 86 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:32,124 Can you do at least this? 87 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:35,582 Here it is, it's broken! Come on, half wank! 88 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:38,165 I'll make you regret it for coming here! 89 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:40,457 Prove to me that you are a man! 90 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,457 - Hi, darling, I'm back. - Hello love, kiss. 91 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,582 Sorry, but I have courgettes in the oven. If they burn then you complain. 92 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,332 Today they called Thomas and Enzo, 93 00:10:57,416 --> 00:11:00,415 they invited us to their place in Zagarolo for a chop party. 94 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:04,832 No, I have to go next weekend in Zurich at the wedding 95 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:08,415 - from a former classmate of mine. - Then I tell him we're not there. 96 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,332 I'd actually rather go alone. 97 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,332 Come on, love, they will be there all my old friends, 98 00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:17,374 if I show up with you what do I tell him? 99 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:21,415 The young gentleman is ashamed to let it be known that she is with a man, 100 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,957 the macho in uniform is afraid to reveal his secret? 101 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:27,457 Come on, this goes beyond that of my work. 102 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:31,374 And then the army judges me for it that I do not because of who I am. 103 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,374 The facts of my private life are not I feel like sharing them with anyone! 104 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:38,082 Until proven otherwise, you have your life you share it with a makeup artist. 105 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:42,082 - So what? - Then do it this outing! Everyone did it. 106 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,374 Enjoy your meal! 107 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,665 - Good morning. - Good morning. 108 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:04,999 - No! Luca! - John! 109 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:10,040 - At that time? - 20 years have passed and you have the same face. 110 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:13,582 - Asshole! - And you're the same asshole! 111 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,332 Luca! John! 112 00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:20,957 - Alexander! But go! - And let's go! 113 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:29,874 - At that time? But are we really all there? - Eh, no, the best is missing! 114 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,582 Luciana! 115 00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:41,290 - At that time? - Hello, Alexander. 116 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,915 Hello, bomber girl, how are you? 117 00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,040 Good now. 118 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:51,624 Love, don't introduce me to this nice group of friends? 119 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,915 - And who is he? - He's my husband. 120 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,874 - Nice to meet you, Fabio Rocchetti. - Alexander. 121 00:12:57,958 --> 00:13:00,582 - Fabio Rocchetti. - Hello, Luca. 122 00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:02,957 - Allows? Fabio Rocchetti. - Are you an idiot? 123 00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:04,749 It was to do a little... 124 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:13,665 - Good morning everyone. - She's Sara and she's mine... well. 125 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,665 - Fiancée. - Fiancée. They are my friends. 126 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:21,415 - Luca, Alessandro, Luciana. - Fabio Rocchetti. 127 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,582 - I'll go for a moment... I'll be right back. - Okay. 128 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:27,874 Fabio Rocchetti, you did them boarding passes? 129 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:28,999 Certain. 130 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:35,207 Sorry, where does this come from? But you weren't married? 131 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:41,582 Sure, she just doesn't know it. In short... 132 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,332 Guys, but about Daniele do we want to talk about it? 133 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:49,249 Business tickets, hotel five luxury stars, VIP treatment! 134 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,749 And we bring them a fountain pen, 135 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,082 not even Les Misérables by Victor Hugo! 136 00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:59,749 You'll have to write, right? 137 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:14,165 - I just can't understand. - What, Her Mayer? 138 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:18,790 You are not beautiful, you are not absolutely cute... 139 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,707 He's not nice, is he? 140 00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:24,499 - You're not rich and what's more you are Italian. - Worse. Roman. 141 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,624 Oh, is it worse? 142 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:30,082 Plus you'll be in in a few hours to be part of my family. 143 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,457 What a nightmare! 144 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:37,457 Her Mayer must believe me, me and her daughter Barbara we love each other very much. 145 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:43,124 You don't have to remind me, I'm already feeling bad enough. 146 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,915 Thanks for the moral support. Brunella. 147 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,790 Please remember, it's coming Vladimir Timonov with his lady, 148 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:56,540 this is not a simple one guest of honour, it's much more. 149 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:59,999 I know, it's the most important customer of our bank. 150 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:03,415 No, from my bank! My bank. 151 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,749 His, his bank. 152 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,457 Guests are arriving, I opened the gate. 153 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:19,290 - Open up a bit, I can't. - Be careful, it opens. 154 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:22,832 If you put the safety on, sure that doesn't open. Get off your ass, come on. 155 00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:26,665 - Eh, I'm all stiff. - Slowly, ass. 156 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:32,040 - Who are these monsters? - No, she brought Uncle Remo! 157 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,332 Come on, look who's here? 158 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:40,207 In Danie', a Via Crucis, 22 hours of travel! 159 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,707 I have legs like two bagpipes. 160 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:45,207 He told you well, A ball hit me. 161 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,749 - Shall we start like this, uncle? - Tell me it's a joke. 162 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,957 Doctor Casimiro, Let me introduce you to my mother. 163 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:55,374 Good morning, most honored. Capozzi lole. 164 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:59,707 Then we would be in-laws, right? 165 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,082 Remo Cicchetti, pleasure, I would be the uncle. 166 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:07,415 - I'll address you firsthand, we're relatives. - Don't remind him. 167 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,957 - Who would you be, being me mother's brother? - Nothing. 168 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,040 Now where do we put these? 169 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:17,124 Gustave, throw them in the rooms of servitude. 170 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:20,915 This way, please. Lady. 171 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,665 It's not like you're making us sleep with the Filipinos? 172 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:28,374 President, don't stop at the first one impression, they are excellent people. 173 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:32,499 Don't worry, you will pay for everything. All. 174 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,915 Timonov! 175 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,832 Open the door for the lady, quick. 176 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,457 Thank you, dear. 177 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:51,582 - My friend. - How is it going? 178 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:55,957 - Welcome, Ludmilla. - Thank you, Brunella. 179 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,415 But who is this little guy? 180 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,415 He is Pugachev, my beloved little mink. 181 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,290 But how cute are you, how... 182 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:06,790 Aaah, the finger! You bad weasel! 183 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:12,540 Leave me your finger! 184 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:14,082 What are you doing with my little Pugachev? 185 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:18,374 What do I do? He stung me, I didn't do it on purpose! 186 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:23,040 - But who is this poor idiot? - Unfortunately it's the groom. 187 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,332 Pleasure. 188 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:28,082 - Is he dead? - No. 189 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,915 Too bad, you damn them. 190 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:07,707 Your rooms are all on the second floor, overlooking the lake. 191 00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:11,707 - I have already sent it luggage in the room. - Thank you. 192 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,082 Well, that's how we saved money the tip for the porter. 193 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,540 Damn, we turned around the day! 194 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,999 Guys, thank goodness Alessandro is here otherwise I was the only single in the group. 195 00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:23,582 - And instead there are two of us, have you seen? - And why didn't you get married? 196 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:27,665 Because he's a faggot, right? I am joking! 197 00:18:28,916 --> 00:18:32,332 - But how, a male like you? - Indeed! 198 00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:35,457 - Anyway, he looks gay. - Yes, but get it over with! 199 00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:39,790 No, okay, when my colleague he sees the photos and is shocked. 200 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:45,707 - Do you like it? - Kill, I feel like Julia Robert. 201 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,457 Who knows where you'll take me on our honeymoon! 202 00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:52,832 - In what sense? - In the sense that You and I will get married sooner or later. 203 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,832 Sara, maybe it's the case that... 204 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:59,249 Look, it says Giovanni! 205 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,999 - They always write it. - Oh, you see. 206 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,540 Hey! 207 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,999 Hello, Giovanni, do you recognize me? 208 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,790 � Daniele, my friend who is getting married. 209 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,957 I hope you like the room, 210 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:17,290 I got you a double even if you are single, 211 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:20,415 have you ever seen that at the weekend Do you pick up some hot chicks? 212 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,457 Safe! 213 00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:26,415 In these three days you will be my guests in every way. 214 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,499 How much did the pen cost us fountain pen? 215 00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,249 49.50 euros, isn't that fantastic? 216 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,332 A fantastic figure of shit, I want to die. 217 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,790 I know what you're thinking Luca... 218 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,540 but how did that poor guy do it of Daniele driving a Ferrari? 219 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,749 You didn't even have a bicycle. 220 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,874 Maybe we'll talk about this tomorrow. 221 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,499 What an asshole. 222 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:23,040 - Good morning. - Mr. Maggi? 223 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,082 Yes. 224 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:30,207 Sorry to bother you, but I'm okay following from the airport. 225 00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,124 Indeed. 226 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:37,832 No, it's that she swapped his suitcase with mine. 227 00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:46,082 That's why it wouldn't open for me! Please, please, have a seat. 228 00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:50,540 I tried to stop her, but she got into a taxi! 229 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,665 Luckily through the company I managed to track her down. 230 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:58,165 I'm sorry, who knows how long it will have made her lose. 231 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,249 - Can I offer you something? - No. 232 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:05,040 Two fries? Two peanuts? A chocolate? 233 00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:09,415 Champagne? Sold! 234 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:37,207 Are you sure, huh? You're really sure that the suitcase is yours? 235 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:41,165 - Yes. - Too bad, because otherwise... 236 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,707 Maybe you'd come back tonight. 237 00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:00,540 What are you thinking, darling? 238 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:05,582 - In Grottaferrata. - In Grottaferrata? 239 00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:08,124 - Why Grottaferrata? - Have you already been there? 240 00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:11,082 Love, he's prefect for the reception of our wedding. 241 00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,832 Look at this beautiful underwear shop. 242 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:18,457 Do you know who got married? The one from Big Brother... 243 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,707 Now John It gives you a nice little gift. 244 00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:34,874 - HI. - HI. 245 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:39,207 Congratulations, you're in great shape, You are very beautiful. 246 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,040 Oh, where are you going? Be careful. 247 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:45,457 It's the first time you've told me that I am beautiful, 248 00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:50,874 at school you called me sole. You're not in bad shape either. 249 00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:53,749 Don't embarrass me. 250 00:22:57,208 --> 00:23:01,290 - You know that in high school I was in love about you? - You weren't the only one. 251 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,999 I was just shy and I never told you. 252 00:23:07,208 --> 00:23:09,165 I was pretty shy too. 253 00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:13,832 Who knows, if I had the courage to tell you, 254 00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:16,165 maybe my life would be gone differently. 255 00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:21,832 What do you want, our life it doesn't depend on us, there is a destiny. 256 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:28,040 Instead of the sauna I opted foolishly for the Turkish bath 257 00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:32,332 and at some point I had like a faint, a vagal crisis 258 00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:37,040 and a fibrillation... basically I looked death in the face! 259 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,915 Here is my destiny! 260 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,665 Go and sit down. 261 00:23:56,458 --> 00:24:00,082 So, clear agreements, if you want stay here, these are the rules. 262 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:03,165 First: Everything that comes to you in mind to do, don't do it. 263 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:07,332 Second: Speak little, in fact, don't talk at all. 264 00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:11,499 Third: They are banned in the manner more absolute swear words, 265 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,207 dirty jokes, areophagia and meteorisms. 266 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:16,915 - What weather? - I'll explain it to you later. 267 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,790 Fourth: The most important rule of all things, you don't steal. 268 00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:26,165 - I didn't understand why you were looking at me. - What work do you do, uncle? 269 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:30,499 - I'll get busy, I'll go around... - Be a thief! 270 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,999 But you think I'm stealing at my nephew's wedding? 271 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:37,957 Actually that time at the funeral you didn't keep Aunt Clelia! 272 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:40,415 That was a relative second degree. 273 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,332 - Actually he's right. - Is he right? 274 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,332 The chatter anyway they are at zero. 275 00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:47,790 Don't you dare touch anything because I'll cut your hands. 276 00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:50,707 - I swear to you, could your mother die. - Aho! 277 00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:52,582 Don't scream! 278 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,957 Come on, guys, let's have a toast. 279 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,457 - Here I am. - What are you doing, toasting with water? 280 00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:08,249 I'm a teetotaler if I drink a drop I'm going out of my mind. 281 00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:12,124 Come on, a little drop, otherwise it's bad luck. 282 00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:14,165 Oh well, if it's bad luck... 283 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:18,457 Are we ready? To our newfound friendship. 284 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,999 Love, won't you toast with me? 285 00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:28,957 - Can I ask a question? - Certain. 286 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:32,749 But if you were such good friends as kids, why did you get lost? 287 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,957 - Was I indiscreet? - Ninth. 288 00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:40,665 - What do I know, they don't answer. - Indeed, you are right. 289 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:44,582 You know I don't know? Really, why did we get lost? 290 00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:48,999 I was convinced that we would always be together. 291 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:52,624 I was convinced in life too that I would travel the world 292 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:57,457 - and instead I'm in Rome to accompany those who travel. - Are you a guide? 293 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,124 My goodness, how sad. 294 00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:04,165 - But why do you work? - Prickly! 295 00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:10,499 I have a commercial business in Via Prenestina, leather goods. 296 00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:12,040 Ah, well. 297 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:17,207 In fact I remember what you wanted work on the stock exchange 298 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:20,999 and now you sell her bags... You did it, well done! 299 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:26,165 Honey, show these friends our article. 300 00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:29,207 It's not for you. 301 00:26:29,291 --> 00:26:32,665 Sorry to interrupt this melancholy revival, 302 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,207 but I seem to understand that you're not doing well. 303 00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:39,915 So I say, given the age, If I were you I'd start thinking 304 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,124 - to a pension policy... - Cheers to the magical fifth F! 305 00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:46,332 To the magic! 306 00:26:58,916 --> 00:27:02,957 At least you should be happy, in life you did what you wanted. 307 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:05,999 I did what he wanted my father colonel. 308 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,457 Ah, here it is... 309 00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:12,874 Always better than me that I ended up being a housewife. 310 00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:16,540 But how? You hadn't entered in the women's national football team? 311 00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:19,957 You said well "I was", then I am broken anterior cruciate, 312 00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:23,832 a butcher operated on me and my career is over. 313 00:27:23,916 --> 00:27:26,249 I am sorry. 314 00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:29,374 - And him? - Who? 315 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:35,540 Fabio? He took care of my case insurance after the accident. 316 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:41,874 It wasn't a good time for him and me he was kind. And now he is my husband. 317 00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:46,499 Oh well, it's cute. 318 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:51,124 Grottaferrata is splendid location for a wedding, 319 00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:56,707 It's just that it's hard to get to. The Via dei Laghi doesn't forgive, eh! 320 00:27:57,416 --> 00:28:01,457 Alessandro told me that you are actually married. 321 00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:03,790 Forget it, terrible woman. 322 00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:07,249 It's been 15 years under house arrest. 323 00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:09,665 Luckily I met this ray of sunshine. 324 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,790 - What is it? - Look up, you're looking there. 325 00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:17,457 Me with friends' women I never could. 326 00:28:17,541 --> 00:28:20,874 - But why don't you leave your wife? - Everyone's good at talking, huh? 327 00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:22,624 Do you know what my wife's job is? 328 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:26,040 The divorce lawyer, you don't know what that woman is capable of. 329 00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:28,874 - You're in bad shape. - Thank you, I feel you are close. 330 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,665 Please. 331 00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:37,915 Can I tell you something? In the end Daniele who was the biggest asshole, 332 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,915 He's the one who settled down: bride the richest girl in Zurich. 333 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,207 Yes, I want to see it. 334 00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:46,082 It will also be full of money, but you know I give up! 335 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:53,165 - Good evening everyone. - Oh, here's the bride. 336 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:55,999 Excuse me, but I had the last proof of the dress. 337 00:28:56,083 --> 00:29:00,499 - Brunella, your daughter It is more and more beautiful. - Thank you. 338 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,165 Come, love, let me introduce you to mother. 339 00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:12,957 Ma'am, I'm so happy to get to know him. 340 00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:21,082 Daniele told me a lot about her. 341 00:29:22,666 --> 00:29:24,332 Mom, what are you doing, aren't you saying anything? 342 00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:27,790 You told me I shouldn't say shit! 343 00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:31,832 Come Vladmir, I'll show you my latest purchase. 344 00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:35,290 It's a Paul Klee from '32, I made a great deal. 345 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,915 I just bought it for myself 7 million dollars. 346 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,124 - A booger. - Excuse me? 347 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:47,332 I wanted to say, congratulations, only 7 million! 348 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,207 He paid a pittance for it. 349 00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:53,999 - A good cigar? - Cuban? - Cuban! 350 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,999 - Listen here... - What did I do? 351 00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:01,207 Still nothing, but I know you, hands off the picture. 352 00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:03,999 Look at that mine It is a purely pictorial interest. 353 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,540 Now you have become Sgarbi, walk, go outside. 354 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:10,457 Show Mrs. Ludmilla the ring your dad gave you. 355 00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,540 Yes, it's beautiful... 356 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:22,832 - I must have forgotten it in the room. - How expensive. 357 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:07,499 - I'm a little excited, you know? - Darling, you are beautiful. 358 00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:12,082 Love, but do you realize that this is the first night we sleep together? 359 00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:15,707 But which one to sleep in, I have none intention to sleep. 360 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,124 How stupid are you. 361 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:22,290 - And the little gift? - I'll put the little present later. 362 00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:43,707 - What is it? - It's the lawyer. 363 00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:47,374 - At this time? - They call at the most unexpected hours. 364 00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:51,249 - But don't answer. - No, it will be something important. 365 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:03,207 - Paola? - What voice do you have? Are you feeling well? 366 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:07,207 No, I'm a little hoarse, don't you know the cold it is here in Zurich. 367 00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,749 I wouldn't say, it will be at least 20 degrees. 368 00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:13,374 Yes, actually it's not bad, but what do you know? 369 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:16,957 Are you ready? I'm in Zurich! 370 00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:20,540 I took the first plane and made you a surprise, are you happy? 371 00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:22,207 To die for, love! 372 00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:26,165 - Are you in the hotel? - Certain! 373 00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:29,499 I'm down here. Bistolfi. 374 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:32,207 Are you happy? Give me a kiss. 375 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:36,332 Another, another. 376 00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:40,499 Ready? The line went dead. 377 00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:47,790 - Will be! - Love, what's happening? 378 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:51,832 Honey, I condense everything for you as if it was a news broadcast in a minute. 379 00:32:51,916 --> 00:32:55,540 - My wife is going up to the room. - Your wife? Are you married? 380 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:58,665 Don't interrupt me, My seconds are numbered! 381 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:03,790 If he finds you here he'll kick me in ass and throws me in the middle of the street. 382 00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:08,707 She's a bad woman, she might as well decide to take off my underwear. 383 00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:11,332 - Faith, oh God! - You're shit, you're shit! 384 00:33:11,416 --> 00:33:16,165 Exactly, maybe we'll talk about it at another time. 385 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:19,915 - The suitcase, oh God, the suitcase! - Liar! 386 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:26,665 - That's disgusting, don't touch me. - Shut up, go to Alessandro! 387 00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:29,707 Alexander! 388 00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:34,332 - Hey, what's going on? - My wife is coming up! 389 00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:38,290 Damn that ass! Please don't ask questions! 390 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:42,749 - John! - Big love. 391 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,165 But even outside the door are you waiting for me? 392 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:48,832 Honey, because I couldn't wait to hug you again. 393 00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:54,915 - But did she leave? - Who? 394 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,290 - Like who? - So, what? 395 00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:59,082 The hoarseness? 396 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:03,374 Ah, the hoarseness! Of course, because this is the effect you have on me. 397 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:07,415 I had a great idea to surprise you? The suitcase! 398 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:11,499 Love, what are you doing lingering on the doorstep? Come on, come on! 399 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:15,124 Shall we take a hot bath? Hot, hot, hot, hot! 400 00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:27,082 - What is it? - Sorry, it's the suitcase... 401 00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:29,832 But what time is it? 402 00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:33,124 - Hurry up, you'll be leaving in two hours the plane to Rome. - I can't wait. 403 00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:35,874 Who do you tell, my back is broken. 404 00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:39,749 - I didn't ask you to sleep here. - And I asked for it? 405 00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,624 I slept all night on the chair. 406 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:45,624 Oh God, sorry, you had nothing to do with it. 407 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:50,040 You were also a gentleman, I slept half naked and you didn't try. 408 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,249 And you don't know how much it cost me! 409 00:34:56,166 --> 00:35:00,707 Much better you than that moron of your friend. 410 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:06,832 Taste. 411 00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:08,582 - How is it? - Good. 412 00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:12,915 - Good? Like you, love, another. - No, I have that other one in my mouth. 413 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,874 - Then a kiss. - Another. 414 00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:20,665 - Look what a day it was outside. - Let's go mushrooming. 415 00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:22,915 Another, another. 416 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:31,832 Luciana, Fabio. I wanted to introduce you to my wife Paola. 417 00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:33,040 Your wife? 418 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:39,540 Of course, the two of us are married. You understood that, right? 419 00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:42,249 - Yes, my pleasure, Luciana. - Pleasure. 420 00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:44,540 - And did you understand, Fabio? - I understand? 421 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:47,457 - What's retarded? - Enough. 422 00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:49,374 Poor thing. 423 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:52,415 Excuse me? 424 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:58,165 Why don't you sit down near us? 425 00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:01,915 - Will he understand? - But in fact, come on, let's go. 426 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,332 Here we are. 427 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:10,415 - I arrived last night with the plane. - The plane. 428 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:15,707 And I was reunited with my love. Give me a kiss. 429 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:23,582 - There's a place there. Shall we sit there? - Come with me. 430 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:26,457 - What are you doing? - Come with me, otherwise I'll make a mess. 431 00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:29,999 Good morning everyone, how are you doing? 432 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:35,249 I said... how's it going? 433 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:39,415 - I heard, eh! - Good. 434 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:44,249 - You don't know each other. - No. 435 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:46,915 This is Paola. 436 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,457 The wife... ouch! 437 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,374 - Shut up. - But he said it. 438 00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:55,582 - And instead he is my friend Alexander. - Much pleasure. 439 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:58,374 Nice to meet you, Alessandro. 440 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,999 - You forgot to introduce me. - Oh, yes. 441 00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:05,249 - Who am I? - Eh, who are you? 442 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:08,082 He's heavy, huh? 443 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:12,124 - Um... she is... - Don't you remember? 444 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:20,082 I am Alessandro's girlfriend. 445 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:23,874 Alexander, Alessandro... it's the girlfriend. 446 00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:26,207 In what sense, sorry? 447 00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:29,915 But in the sense that you are my love, in what sense? 448 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,499 What the fuck are you doing... stop it, stop it. 449 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:36,790 Oh, I'm hungry this morning! 450 00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:40,957 With everything we have consumed tonight. 451 00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:44,165 You should eat something too Giovanni, I see you pale. 452 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:48,165 Because we too burned tonight... 453 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:52,540 - What are you doing love? - No, I had one thing. 454 00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:56,915 Of course this Sara is handsome slut, she consoled herself immediately. 455 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,957 He's a big piece of shit. 456 00:38:01,291 --> 00:38:05,249 - Good morning. - She is Paola, Giovanni's wife. 457 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:09,124 This is Sara, the girlfriend by Alessandro, do you understand? 458 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:11,915 I get it, I'm not stupid! 459 00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:40,124 I know I didn't do well, but what you did to me is horrible. 460 00:38:40,208 --> 00:38:43,290 - Why is it horrible? - Stay with me and are you sleeping with my friend? 461 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:46,207 I don't feel like I'm with you. Your wife is with you. 462 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:49,415 So since last night I can do it whatever I like. 463 00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:53,874 Have a nice walk. 464 00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:05,457 - Giovanni, I have to explain to you. - No, I'm done with you. 465 00:39:06,916 --> 00:39:09,332 John! John! 466 00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:19,624 - Do you like it? - Huh? - Did you like it? 467 00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:23,332 - What? - You took yourself to bed a friend's wife! 468 00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:25,999 Luciana, don't get involved too! 469 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:29,624 Except it isn't the girlfriend, but she is the lover. 470 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:31,082 No, I won't shut up! 471 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:33,665 That said, I can't tell you the details of the thing. 472 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:36,582 I don't want to know the details then! 473 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,832 Come on, you think I'm going in bed with a woman? 474 00:39:40,416 --> 00:39:42,624 I mean, a friend's woman. 475 00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:50,249 - But what have you become? - I would really like to tell you... 476 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:55,874 Enough, if I think that I have been in love with you for so many years. 477 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,249 Oh, God. 478 00:40:01,416 --> 00:40:06,082 No, that has to be it Daniele's villa, kills. 479 00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:13,540 Who knows how much he pays in Imu! A nice blow, eh! 480 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,624 Excuse me for a moment. 481 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:23,624 - Daniel! - It seems to me to be gone back 20 years! 482 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:27,499 Ah, beautiful! When I saw you up that Ferrari made me gnaw. 483 00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:31,540 I wish it were mine, it's my father-in-law's! Alone old woman! 484 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,749 - She is Paola. - The wife. 485 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:39,624 - You have all my solidarity. - Very nice. 486 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:42,374 I am a divorce lawyer, if you ever need it. 487 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:46,374 - I'm not married yet, though. - Sooner or later, you never know. 488 00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:49,582 How cute. Legendary bomber. 489 00:40:49,666 --> 00:40:52,832 Our goalkeeper! Watch your spoon. 490 00:40:56,041 --> 00:41:00,707 No! Alexander! But what did you do? 491 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,957 You were a nice boy, Look at his old face! 492 00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:07,415 - At times I didn't recognize you. - In fact, I'm Fabio. 493 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:10,249 - My husband. - Oh, sorry. 494 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:13,540 - Great Daniele! - Alessa', I was shocked. 495 00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:21,082 - Hello, nice to meet you. Sara, the girlfriend. - Yes, she is very affectionate. 496 00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:24,290 - Like mine, I'll introduce it to you right away. - Barbara! 497 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,874 - Yes, darling? - Come and I'll introduce you to my friends. 498 00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:37,040 - Welcome everyone. - Very happy, Paola. 499 00:41:37,125 --> 00:41:39,665 - John. - HI. - Hello, Alexander. 500 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:42,790 - Hello, nice to meet you. - Very happy, Fabio Rocchetti. 501 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:45,832 - Luciana. - HI. 502 00:41:45,916 --> 00:41:50,249 Luca! What are you doing being shy? Show yourself, come on. 503 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:56,207 - But who's shy, no. - Barbara, Luca. 504 00:41:58,416 --> 00:42:00,457 Pleasure. 505 00:42:08,041 --> 00:42:13,082 Male, I do what you put all olives. Is this tuna? 506 00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:17,082 Iole, you have to hurry that this is where it all ends. 507 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:19,624 Really? I'm coming now! 508 00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:23,374 - Be careful! - This one fits me to eat below the elbow. 509 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:29,040 Other than a toilet, the girlfriend Daniele's is another category. 510 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:34,457 - Only you could have caught something like that. - But what have I got to do with it? 511 00:42:34,541 --> 00:42:36,540 - I wanted to say something nice. - She's not pretty. 512 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:43,040 Mom. I'm going to say hello to my friends. 513 00:42:45,041 --> 00:42:46,957 Shut up, there it is. 514 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,082 Are you okay, guys? 515 00:42:55,958 --> 00:43:00,415 - Even from behind, he communicates, eh. - And that's it! 516 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:04,082 What the fuck! Now I have to start over again. 517 00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:06,540 A little education! 518 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:25,790 - Oh! - Did you see him? 519 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:28,499 Yes, poor Daniele, what could I know? 520 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:32,082 - I'm talking about the note I gave you in your pocket. - Which ticket? 521 00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:35,249 I lost my ring, for sure I left it in your room, 522 00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:38,124 It's my father's wedding present, if I don't find it by tomorrow 523 00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:41,582 a tragedy strikes. Write down my number: 4, 1, 7... 524 00:43:41,666 --> 00:43:45,124 - Don't worry, I'll buy it back for you the ring. - It costs two hundred thousand euros. 525 00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:48,249 - 4, 1, 7? - 28, 70, 40. 526 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:51,082 28, 70, 40... 527 00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:53,124 Luke? Luca, where are you? 528 00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:57,832 Oh God, it's Daniele, he will have discovered something, stay here. 529 00:44:03,125 --> 00:44:06,957 - Ah, stay here. - Yes, I was a little cold. 530 00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:10,874 - I went up to get a shawl. - I was looking for Luca. 531 00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:15,749 - Why? - Hans called me, he says he has a family problem. 532 00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:19,957 He can no longer witness me, so I wanted to ask Luca. 533 00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:22,665 Even the best man wants me to do it! 534 00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:26,082 - And which one is Luca? - The one with the ass face. 535 00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:29,499 Knowing him he will have broken down with some Swiss. 536 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:35,707 As kids we were inseparable, then he gave me a dirty trick... 537 00:44:35,791 --> 00:44:40,582 There was a girl in our school that I liked very much, Silvia. 538 00:44:40,666 --> 00:44:45,332 But I was clumsy, I didn't know how could I tell her that I liked her. 539 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:49,749 I asked Luca and he said: "I'll take care of it." And he went to bed with it. 540 00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:56,290 We didn't speak to each other again for a year, then he came back and apologized to me 541 00:44:56,375 --> 00:44:59,082 saying the girls go and they come, but the friends remain. 542 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:03,082 - And I forgave him. - I wouldn't have forgiven him. 543 00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:04,999 - Bitch. - Instead I did well. 544 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:11,582 If I had gotten together with that Silvia I would never have met you. 545 00:45:15,291 --> 00:45:19,624 You know what, you're really special. 546 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,082 Let's go look for this Luca. 547 00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:38,790 Look how beautiful they are the lovers. 548 00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:43,374 - They're a really nice couple, huh? - Meh! 549 00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:45,790 Here, thanks. 550 00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:48,957 - I see you're not afraid cholesterol. - Say? 551 00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:54,040 Cholesterol, the main one cause of heart attack after the age of 50. 552 00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,874 - Would you do me a small favor? - Yes. 553 00:45:56,958 --> 00:46:00,249 - He'd give me a scratch in the balls that my hands are full? - Sorry? 554 00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:04,415 - But all of them to me? - Rude! 555 00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:06,832 - We'll be waiting for you at the buffet. - Yes. 556 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:24,999 Yep, a spot has opened up. 557 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,915 They made the pillow with music, vigorous! 558 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:33,332 A little uncomfortable. 559 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:39,332 He saw it by chance my little Pugachev? 560 00:46:39,416 --> 00:46:42,374 - I don't think so. - He was here. 561 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:45,415 I've arrived now, if he was here I would have seen him. 562 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,957 He will have walked, he will be around. 563 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:53,457 It's not here. 564 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:02,165 - Everything is fine? - Everything's fine, nice uncle. 565 00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:07,249 Actually, no, this pillow It's very uncomfortable, fix it up. 566 00:47:09,625 --> 00:47:12,415 - Are you stealing uncle's job? - Shut up. - Should I just keep quiet? 567 00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:18,124 - the vision of the has disappeared Timonov, go find him. - I go. 568 00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:21,040 - I said immediately! - I'll go right away. 569 00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:24,415 But look at this unpunished man! Do you want to get up? 570 00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:30,790 - Come here. - What do you want, the rustic? 571 00:47:30,875 --> 00:47:32,874 Come here. 572 00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:37,832 - What is it? - Put your hand under me and take it out. 573 00:47:39,041 --> 00:47:41,832 Damn, uncle you tell him something like that, what are you saying? 574 00:47:41,916 --> 00:47:46,165 But what did you understand? It's down here Pugachev, you just crushed him. 575 00:47:47,333 --> 00:47:51,665 - Stay calm, stay calm. - Poor beast, what a disgrace. 576 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:55,082 Now you take it, you put it on under your jacket and make it disappear. 577 00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:00,499 - With permission. - But after the plate you give it back to me. 578 00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:22,749 Kiss me. 579 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,249 Stop it, stop it. 580 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:32,332 - What are you doing, not opening? - No, I was... 581 00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:36,415 You're wasting your time, oh, come on! 582 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:38,915 You're building a bridge, what's wrong? 583 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,999 Before going to bed? 584 00:48:43,208 --> 00:48:46,207 Enough is enough, I'm really broke the balls of this thing. 585 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:51,040 - You're right... - It's your business and John! Enough! 586 00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:55,624 - Okay. - Now pack your bags, you take the first plane and go. 587 00:48:55,708 --> 00:48:57,832 - Can I tell you something? - It's an order! 588 00:48:57,916 --> 00:49:01,332 Oh, wait a minute... 589 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,540 Good morning. 590 00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:13,915 Good morning, maybe I was wrong room, I was looking for Alessandro. 591 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,749 It's over there, in the bathroom. 592 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:23,457 - And what are you doing here? - I'm the girlfriend. 593 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:27,540 Actually the boyfriend I'm Alessandro's. 594 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:29,749 I didn't understand, sorry. 595 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,249 Rob! 596 00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:34,624 Bravo! Do you see that I was right not to trust? 597 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:38,249 - Who is this slut? - Let's start moderating the terms. 598 00:49:38,333 --> 00:49:40,582 Except you have the face and I was talking to him anyway. 599 00:49:40,666 --> 00:49:44,957 - Look, you'll find me today! But what does he want, do you know him? - Yes. 600 00:49:45,041 --> 00:49:48,832 Do you know him? Are you gay? 601 00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:55,499 He was gay, apparently He passed to the other side. 602 00:49:55,583 --> 00:49:59,415 No, it's not what you think, this is just a pretence. 603 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:02,290 Yes, but I'm really suffering. 604 00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:05,790 - I am sorry. - Don't touch me! 605 00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:09,207 Ninth. Your name is Roberto, right? 606 00:50:09,291 --> 00:50:14,249 We did it to make you laugh my ex who... never mind. 607 00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:18,665 It's not like they ruined their lives to me, I have to ruin it for you. 608 00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:23,790 Sorry, I didn't really understand that, I didn't do it for you. 609 00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:26,999 However, you are a beautiful couple. 610 00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:37,415 Taxi. 611 00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:43,582 Sara, what are you doing, leaving? 612 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,915 What am I left to do here? 613 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,332 And Alexander? 614 00:50:51,875 --> 00:50:54,249 Alexander what? 615 00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:57,207 I did it to make you jealous, John, wake up. 616 00:50:58,125 --> 00:51:00,540 Thank goodness, you don't know how painful it is that you gave me. 617 00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:02,415 Did I give you pain? 618 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:06,040 You don't realize. John, please leave. 619 00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:09,165 - Because now I'll lend you a hand in your face. - And you would do well. 620 00:51:09,250 --> 00:51:12,999 You would do well because I did very bad for not telling you the truth. 621 00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:14,707 I don't want to lose you, Sara. 622 00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:18,582 Sara, I've already spoken halfway with my wife. 623 00:51:18,666 --> 00:51:21,540 - Ciccino! - Yes, darling! - Come on, let's go! 624 00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:23,540 - Hello, Sara! - HI. 625 00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:29,207 We need to change a sexy little gift that Giovanni made me, very cute. 626 00:51:29,291 --> 00:51:32,832 - But he got the wrong size. - What an asshole! 627 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:37,624 He was wrong, but as a reaction It seems a little exaggerated to me, right? 628 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:41,874 Sorry, it's just this period I would like to see all men dead. 629 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:46,374 Alexander? Did he dump you? 630 00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:51,040 Yes, worse, worse. I found out he was married. 631 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:54,874 - This is a disgusting worm. - Oh, no? 632 00:51:54,958 --> 00:52:00,290 That's right for me, I am lawyer, I'll help you ruin it! 633 00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:05,082 - Unfortunately the taxi arrived... - No, no, you're not leaving. 634 00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:09,249 You're staying for the wedding and you make him die, that scoundrel. 635 00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:11,957 - But no, there are no more rooms... - And what's the problem? 636 00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:16,374 - We'll host it, there's the sofa in the living room. - The sofa. 637 00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:19,374 - Come on, let's have fun. - If there's a sofa, right? 638 00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:23,082 - Come on! - Come on! Ciccino! 639 00:52:31,958 --> 00:52:36,165 I know you're not happy that I marry Daniele... 640 00:52:38,125 --> 00:52:43,332 But I love him, he's so nice, it makes me laugh so much. 641 00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:46,832 Not to me personally, It doesn't make me laugh, but... 642 00:52:46,916 --> 00:52:50,165 I'm sure with him he will be happy. 643 00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:56,290 If you say it it means that Daniele He is the right person for you. 644 00:52:56,375 --> 00:52:59,082 - Thanks, dad. - Let's imagine. 645 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:03,165 Even though I know what you're saying a lie. 646 00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:06,582 I am a banker, lying is my job. 647 00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:09,040 Balls, balls, balls. 648 00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:15,249 - Ready? - I found the ring, it was under the bed. 649 00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:18,749 What great news, ma'am. 650 00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:22,207 The seamstress, I had it done a change to the dress. 651 00:53:36,875 --> 00:53:41,332 - Are you coming to pick him up at the hotel? - No! Not from her. 652 00:53:41,416 --> 00:53:47,082 Since I have to go downtown, Let's meet in an hour at the station. 653 00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:58,165 Barbara! Barbara! 654 00:54:00,791 --> 00:54:03,249 You're done being an idiot with women? 655 00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:05,415 What an idiot, I was looking for you. 656 00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:09,832 - Did you bring the ring? - Of course I brought it. 657 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:14,332 - Daniel! - Stay at home. 658 00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:16,249 He was at home! 659 00:54:19,708 --> 00:54:21,624 What do you think, will he have discovered something? 660 00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:23,999 What do I know, do you want to try asking him? 661 00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:29,124 Oh God, there it is, there it is! 662 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:52,040 - Where are you going? - Who is he? Oh! 663 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:55,165 Nice uncle, you came to greet me. 664 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:57,249 I have to go back to Rome, I have an urgent job. Greet everyone. 665 00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:59,665 - You've never worked in your life! - I'll have to start. 666 00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:02,499 - And this package? - Which package do you mean? 667 00:55:02,583 --> 00:55:06,540 This is a chocolate bar, we are in Switzerland, I took advantage. 668 00:55:06,625 --> 00:55:09,874 - Uncle is greedy. - No, uncle is a son of a whore. 669 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:14,749 A bar of chocolate... 670 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:19,457 Your mother had to pack my suitcase, and he had to get the chocolate... 671 00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:21,624 - She was wrong. - Still? Come on! 672 00:55:33,916 --> 00:55:36,499 This train doesn't stop, non-stop to Venice. 673 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,374 - All the way to Venice? - Up to Venice. 674 00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:40,832 There, it's over. 675 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:44,374 How many kilometers are there up to Venice? - 500 kilometers. 676 00:55:44,458 --> 00:55:48,457 500 kilometers? It's only 500 kilometers. 677 00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:50,415 It's a tragedy! 678 00:55:52,166 --> 00:55:54,749 - Paola, sorry? - What is it? 679 00:55:54,833 --> 00:55:57,749 - Nothing, may I ask something to your wife? - What, though? 680 00:55:57,833 --> 00:56:00,290 Honey, but you're a little nervous. 681 00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:06,040 I wanted to ask you, can I put the my makeup stuff on your side? 682 00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:08,332 - Of course. - Thank you. - Of course. 683 00:56:08,416 --> 00:56:12,290 - What's mine is yours. - I'm already working on your case. 684 00:56:12,375 --> 00:56:15,874 Then you sit here with me and me tell all about that scoundrel. 685 00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:18,624 - No, I don't want to. - John! 686 00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:27,665 But then is it true? 687 00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:32,124 What, what? 688 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:37,124 You don't want me to work because we are on holiday, you want me all to yourself. 689 00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:39,290 Of course, love, of course. 690 00:56:41,041 --> 00:56:44,915 Because you are like this, but what would you do to someone like that, eh? 691 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,290 - Oh, I know. - But you, but you... 692 00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:50,540 Sorry, work. 693 00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:54,707 Ready? Mrs. Mazzuoli! 694 00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:57,332 News of the bastard? 695 00:56:57,416 --> 00:57:00,665 Have you changed your house keys? What's the problem? 696 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:04,207 We'll give it a 646, misappropriation. 697 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:09,457 The poor guy set out on his own in an alleyway and we crash into it. 698 00:57:12,541 --> 00:57:13,749 Certain. 699 00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:21,332 Okay, I'm an asshole, but this is torture. 700 00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:25,624 - You think I stayed here why do I want revenge? - No? 701 00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:31,499 No, but you don't believe it anyway. 702 00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:35,832 Do you think people be all mean like you. 703 00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:40,832 Do you know the life I live? Do you know it or not? 704 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:44,415 Every morning I get up at six, I take three ways to get to work, 705 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:46,332 I'm locked inside a shop for 8 hours, 706 00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:48,499 I spend the day saying good morning and good evening, then I'll close the shop, 707 00:57:48,583 --> 00:57:52,957 I take three vehicles and go home, every day, for less than a thousand euros. 708 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:58,582 Then one day you arrived 709 00:57:58,666 --> 00:58:03,457 and I thought maybe life can change, 710 00:58:03,541 --> 00:58:07,290 "maybe my time has come", I said to myself. 711 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:13,165 And I was already starting to dream a beautiful marriage, children, travel. 712 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,290 And suddenly you took everything away from me. 713 00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:24,332 Now at least let me stay here dream of someone else's wedding. 714 00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:27,665 - Listen... - Go that way. 715 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:32,832 I'm also sorry for Paola, who in the end is a good woman. 716 00:58:33,291 --> 00:58:37,165 Anyway I tried to tell you, I'm not as mean as you say. 717 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:39,749 - Ciccino? - Yes? 718 00:58:39,833 --> 00:58:41,332 Go, go. 719 00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:47,790 Honey, then you broke it to that? 720 00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:12,499 What did you come here to do? 721 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:14,207 I told you to stay in the hotel. 722 00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:17,290 The captain is used to it to give orders, right? 723 00:59:17,375 --> 00:59:21,249 Come on, I'll be there tomorrow this blessed marriage 724 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:24,082 and the day after tomorrow everything will return as before. 725 00:59:24,166 --> 00:59:27,749 Ale, nothing will be the same as before. 726 00:59:29,416 --> 00:59:30,707 Gentleman. 727 00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:39,832 Sorry, but what happened your friend Luca? 728 00:59:39,916 --> 00:59:43,499 Are you worrying? You will have found it company, he is never alone. 729 00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:46,332 No, of course, it tows everywhere. 730 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:50,332 Maybe you didn't understand, I'm not talking to you! 731 00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:54,165 - And you do well! - You know what did he discover this poor girl? 732 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,540 That Alessandro is married. 733 00:59:57,458 --> 01:00:00,540 It's something he and I see each other alone. 734 01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:04,832 Are you also married? 735 01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:09,540 Nice friend! And why didn't you tell us? 736 01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:16,624 Enough now. Let's clarify once for all this story, because I... 737 01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:18,707 - Alexander, sorry. - What's wrong? 738 01:00:18,791 --> 01:00:22,832 I don't want to alarm you, but behind there is a man with an ambiguous look, 739 01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:26,665 who has been staring at you for a while, too first in the center, I noticed it. 740 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:30,165 I think he likes you, huh. You made an impression! 741 01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:33,165 I who like men, but imagine. 742 01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:35,457 Why can't this happen? 743 01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:41,582 Traitor, liar and now even homophobic! 744 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:45,540 - Daniel! - Hey. 745 01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:47,874 What are you doing here? 746 01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:50,499 You argued with Barbara the night before the wedding? 747 01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:53,915 No, it's tradition. The night before the wedding 748 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,290 the spouses cannot pass it together, it's bad luck. 749 01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:59,290 - But it did us good. How did he get there? - Well. 750 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,332 Guys, I'm going to bed tomorrow I have a long day ahead of me. 751 01:01:03,416 --> 01:01:06,374 No, are you crazy? How to sleep? 752 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:10,582 Your friends are here, let's not see each other for 20 years, come and have a drink. 753 01:01:16,791 --> 01:01:21,624 Until tomorrow no trains or planes, hello marriage! 754 01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:25,249 I've been driving for 12 years and I have never been to Venice. 755 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:28,707 You know with Daniele where we decided to go on a honeymoon? 756 01:01:28,791 --> 01:01:31,874 - In Venice? - Good. - What an ass! 757 01:01:32,416 --> 01:01:37,582 - What are you doing laughing? - You have to bring me back in Zurich in time for the wedding. 758 01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:39,165 Okay, what's the problem? 759 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:41,749 Let's take the bridge, vaporetto, mainland 760 01:01:41,833 --> 01:01:45,332 and from there it will be 700 kilometers, a walk. 761 01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:49,207 Let's go rent a car. 762 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:56,582 - 88-89, thirteenth championship for the Inter. - It's strong, strong! 763 01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:58,749 - Too good. - Come on, another one. 764 01:01:58,833 --> 01:02:03,082 - Scudetto 89-90. - Naples, 51 points, coach Alberto Bigon. 765 01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:07,540 - 90-91? - Sampdoria, Mister Vujadin Boskov. 766 01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:08,957 Training. 767 01:02:09,041 --> 01:02:12,540 Pagliuca, Mannini, Invernizzi, Pari, Vierchowood, Pellegrini, 768 01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:17,249 Dossena, Lombardo, Cerezo, Mancini, Vialli best scorer. 769 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:19,124 You scare me! 770 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,415 My wife! 771 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:24,457 If you want I'll also tell you the athletic trainer. 772 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:26,332 No, the athletic trainer is too much. 773 01:02:26,416 --> 01:02:28,915 Alberto Pintus, sorry, a hit of nostalgia. 774 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,124 Imagine, he hit me of sleep. Good night. Love? 775 01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:36,082 - I'm coming too. - Yes, just change the subject. 776 01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:38,915 - You remain calm. - Okay. 777 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,332 - HI. - I'm going too. Hello everyone, goodnight. 778 01:02:42,416 --> 01:02:44,290 Good night. 779 01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:51,332 Wait! 780 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:58,540 Will be? 781 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:03,665 - Tell me, Giovanni. - Look, I'm not giving up on you. 782 01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:07,707 Oh God Giovanni, you are terrified from your wife, you will never leave her. 783 01:03:07,791 --> 01:03:12,665 But can I tell you something? That's okay, that's how you are. 784 01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:14,374 You're a poor guy, Giovanni. 785 01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:19,832 - Good night. - Sara, please. 786 01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:22,457 Goodnight, John. 787 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,415 Many things. 788 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,332 But what do you want from me, but leave me alone. 789 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,165 At this point I would go to my room. 790 01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:04,165 - Me too, I'm following you. - But excuse me, where are you going? 791 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:07,707 We are without wives, without girlfriends, can I say it? 792 01:04:07,791 --> 01:04:12,790 - Without pain in the ass, let's go have fun! - What? 793 01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:15,332 Sorry, is it your stag party? 794 01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:19,582 I spoke to the hotel porter, he told me there's a little place 795 01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:24,040 where we can go to relax. But what more do you want from life? 796 01:04:24,125 --> 01:04:28,665 No, I don't want to relax, I want to be nervous tomorrow. 797 01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:33,165 But yes, Fabio is right, but why do we have to stay here and get sad? 798 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:34,957 Why do you see me sad? 799 01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:38,290 Come on, let's go out, let's go around making noise like the old days. 800 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:44,124 - Come on! - No, I'm tired. Thank you very much, but I'm going to sleep. 801 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:46,457 Alessa', then you say I shouldn't say that you're a fagot. 802 01:04:46,541 --> 01:04:50,832 Still with this story? But me? Forget about it. 803 01:04:51,708 --> 01:04:54,707 Do you want to go? And let's go! 804 01:05:00,875 --> 01:05:03,124 - Oh God, my mother. - Say hello to her. 805 01:05:03,208 --> 01:05:05,582 Ready, mom? 806 01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:09,999 Barbara, darling, where have you gone? I was getting worried. 807 01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:14,999 Don't worry, I'm with my friends to celebrate the hen party. 808 01:05:15,083 --> 01:05:19,124 - I'll be late, don't wait for me. - Okay, okay. 809 01:05:19,208 --> 01:05:21,540 I'll talk to you tomorrow, bye. 810 01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:25,999 So, you don't tell lies only to Daniele? 811 01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:29,207 - Look, I'm talking to Daniele I love him, eh! - I saw. 812 01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:35,915 Yes, it's true, I have met many men, 813 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,249 but he's the only one I want to marry, 814 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:43,499 everyone I've ever known until now they were wrong. 815 01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:49,082 Daniele, on the other hand, is a decent person, kind, sensitive. 816 01:05:49,166 --> 01:05:51,249 I know. 817 01:05:51,333 --> 01:05:54,124 And now I'm getting married and I change my life. 818 01:05:54,208 --> 01:05:58,790 - The same thing I should do. - Marry Daniele? 819 01:06:00,625 --> 01:06:03,249 Give me another coffee, please. 820 01:06:21,166 --> 01:06:24,749 To the soul of the little place! Good evening. 821 01:06:25,833 --> 01:06:27,957 - HI. - Good evening, Italians? - Certain! 822 01:06:28,041 --> 01:06:30,874 - What is a brothel? - No, a convent. 823 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:34,957 - Are we sure it's all legal? - Guys, this is a civilized country. 824 01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:37,207 If you ask for the tax receipt they give it to you! 825 01:06:37,291 --> 01:06:40,957 - I don't know what you do with it, but they give it away. - I'll take him back to the hotel. 826 01:06:41,041 --> 01:06:45,915 No, no, come this way, Listen to me for a moment. 827 01:07:03,125 --> 01:07:07,040 No, wait, no hands in your face, It's not even hygienic. 828 01:07:07,125 --> 01:07:10,457 Good with your hands, I'm getting married tomorrow. 829 01:07:10,541 --> 01:07:12,374 Guys, I have to get married tomorrow! 830 01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:15,457 Don't worry, we're in the country of banking secrecy, 831 01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:18,290 Who do you want to tell Barbara? 832 01:07:19,916 --> 01:07:22,624 But look how beautiful! 833 01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:25,040 The banker tells him. 834 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:28,374 Oh God, I'm ruined, away, away! 835 01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:35,040 Casimiro, this place for me it's paradise. 836 01:07:35,125 --> 01:07:39,082 My dear Tovarich, tonight you have carte blanche. 837 01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:43,290 Choose the one you want, as many as you want, you are my guest. 838 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,165 Look at this stuff, everything has to happen to me. 839 01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:53,832 These are heart-stopping things, look where you took me. 840 01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:57,082 - But this place is wonderful! - Stupendous? 841 01:07:57,166 --> 01:07:59,999 - It's wonderful! - A little kitsch, but not bad. 842 01:08:00,083 --> 01:08:03,540 Actually, you're very pretty, as if I had accepted. 843 01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:08,082 Enough, still, I can't take it anymore, darling, I... 844 01:08:08,166 --> 01:08:12,540 - I'll keep you entertained. - You are beautiful, It's not because of that, but you can't. 845 01:08:12,625 --> 01:08:16,290 - Where are you going? - And that's it, are you a crab? 846 01:08:16,375 --> 01:08:19,332 Daniele, wait for me, I'm coming too. 847 01:08:23,041 --> 01:08:24,832 Bitch! 848 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,124 Excuse me, is there a service exit? 849 01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:35,665 Damn you, are you stupid? 850 01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:27,874 - And where are you from? - Ukraine. 851 01:09:27,958 --> 01:09:34,082 But is it okay? Imagine that in Rome we had one Ukrainian girl who worked for us. 852 01:09:34,166 --> 01:09:37,290 - A certain Olga. - Doctor? 853 01:09:37,375 --> 01:09:41,915 - Yes? - It's me, Uolga. 854 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,874 Uolga? 855 01:09:46,333 --> 01:09:48,457 Uolga! 856 01:09:49,250 --> 01:09:54,124 I'm so happy to see you again, but how is Mrs Paola? 857 01:09:54,208 --> 01:09:58,207 How are you? He's in the hotel, but what are you doing here? 858 01:09:58,291 --> 01:10:01,040 Do you remember my boyfriend Ahmed? 859 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:04,957 - Sure, a very good boy. - Every day he beat me. 860 01:10:05,041 --> 01:10:07,332 - Here you are. - And he stole my money. 861 01:10:07,416 --> 01:10:08,707 Precisely. 862 01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:12,207 And so I came to my cousin who works here in Zurich. 863 01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:18,415 - And what job does your cousin do? - He's over there with his friend Fabio. 864 01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:40,790 But I say, but is this a way to push people? 865 01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:45,332 I risked my neck, you're crazy, it's not done like that! 866 01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:48,707 - Isn't that how it's done? - No! - You have to pay me anyway. 867 01:10:48,791 --> 01:10:50,290 And it seemed like it! 868 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:56,290 - 100, 200, 300. - Alexander! 869 01:10:58,333 --> 01:11:02,124 - Roberto! - What the fuck are you doing? Hate! 870 01:11:03,125 --> 01:11:06,915 - No, it's not what you think! - You're shit, you disgust me! 871 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,957 Wait, let me explain, please. 872 01:11:09,041 --> 01:11:12,707 What the fuck do you want to explain? Get out of my life! 873 01:11:12,791 --> 01:11:19,040 - Fuck you and that bitch! - Wait! Oh God, where am I going like this? 874 01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,832 What are you doing? Eh, take it, take it. 875 01:11:21,916 --> 01:11:28,749 Story of my very sad life, I am born in Kiev on 7 October 1988, 876 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:34,332 very poor family, I still remember, it was Easter Sunday 877 01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:39,290 and we didn't even have lamb and so was the grandfather 878 01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:43,457 He went to kill the pig, but the hungry pigs 879 01:11:43,541 --> 01:11:48,415 they attacked grandfather and so we have made Easter without without lamb, 880 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:51,249 without pig and without even grandfather. 881 01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:55,207 There are Easters like this, eh. 882 01:12:00,541 --> 01:12:03,207 Have you seen someone with a beard? 883 01:12:11,166 --> 01:12:13,165 He saw someone with... 884 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:17,124 No, I can't take it anymore! 885 01:12:20,375 --> 01:12:22,332 Yes. 886 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:40,707 But where is this idiot? 887 01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:49,415 But are you coming back at this time? Alexander! 888 01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:56,624 Oh God, do you feel bad? But what did you do? 889 01:12:56,708 --> 01:13:00,124 - Alexander? - Luciana. 890 01:13:01,166 --> 01:13:04,290 - Are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine. 891 01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:10,040 I feel terrible. 892 01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:15,374 - He left me! - But then is it true that you are married? 893 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,415 - No! - No? 894 01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:22,957 I lived together, but in September we would have we had to get married in Paris. 895 01:13:23,041 --> 01:13:28,249 He cared a lot, now it's all over. 896 01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:31,665 Alexander, don't cry, Now you have a good sleep 897 01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:35,040 and you'll see that tomorrow it's all over. 898 01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:46,040 What are you doing? Calm? 899 01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:49,082 Good night! 900 01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:55,499 Don't leave me alone, I need to be with someone, 901 01:13:55,583 --> 01:13:57,499 I need you Luciana. 902 01:13:57,583 --> 01:14:00,665 I'm a whole life that I need you. 903 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:06,207 Luciana. Luciana, what are you doing? 904 01:14:06,291 --> 01:14:11,374 Oh God, sorry, I'm just not into it understanding nothing, but don't think about it. 905 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:42,457 - What a night, huh? - Evening! 906 01:14:42,541 --> 01:14:44,790 And what about yours? 907 01:14:44,875 --> 01:14:49,832 Well, she was born in Kiev, November 7, 1988. 908 01:14:49,916 --> 01:14:53,332 At the age of 5 his father died, but the mother was epileptic. 909 01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:58,582 Her grandfather beat her every day. A long, beautiful story, eh. 910 01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:02,415 But I'll tell you about it tomorrow, I'm sleepy... 911 01:15:09,291 --> 01:15:12,874 Luciana? Luciana? 912 01:15:12,958 --> 01:15:14,499 Love, are you there? 913 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:31,165 The key! 914 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:34,707 - Luciana? - Huh? 915 01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:40,082 - Where were you? - It's two hours that I call you and you don't answer! 916 01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:43,124 - I went to look for you at the bar. - Dressed like that? 917 01:15:43,208 --> 01:15:45,499 Think how much you made me worry! 918 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:49,540 - Love, you worried about me, but you are gorgeous! - Don't scream! 919 01:16:02,833 --> 01:16:07,040 - Did you see that we did it? - What an adventure, huh? 920 01:16:11,875 --> 01:16:15,374 You know what I was thinking? Which is the first time 921 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:20,707 that I stay alone all night with a girl without doing anything about it. 922 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:26,249 - And are you sorry? - No, on the contrary, it was nice. 923 01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:33,874 It's that you and I are the same, it was how to be alone with myself. 924 01:16:33,958 --> 01:16:37,999 It's something I don't do for a long time. 925 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:43,749 Then I'll see you at the wedding. 926 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,665 Of course, I'm also the witness. 927 01:16:48,166 --> 01:16:50,499 Yep, right. 928 01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:54,165 - Barbara? - Yes? 929 01:16:59,541 --> 01:17:02,332 We traveled almost a thousand kilometres for this. 930 01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:40,332 Stop, stop. Pretty. 931 01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:43,749 Are you going to be a paparazzo? We don't let ourselves be recognized. 932 01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:47,540 - Nobody knows us here. - Precisely. 933 01:17:47,833 --> 01:17:51,290 My sister, a very important stylist, 934 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:54,374 she likes to photograph clothes of the various ladies, 935 01:17:54,458 --> 01:17:57,624 then she copies and pastes at home... 936 01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:02,582 He made me talk for three hours and he didn't understand damn, stop me first, right? 937 01:18:02,666 --> 01:18:06,874 - Come on, come on. Oh, again? - Get a photo taken. 938 01:18:27,541 --> 01:18:29,374 Thank you. 939 01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:36,082 Kill! 940 01:18:46,458 --> 01:18:48,040 Good morning. 941 01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:51,040 Good morning. 942 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:58,249 - Daniele isn't with you? - No, we thought he was already here. 943 01:18:58,333 --> 01:19:02,415 - No, we haven't seen it here yet. - Take a seat. 944 01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:30,624 Today is Sunday, I have to stay in here until tomorrow. 945 01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:37,332 Oh God I have to get married in half an hour, damn them! 946 01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:39,957 Oh God, Oh God! 947 01:20:35,791 --> 01:20:40,207 God, at this point don't let him come, huh? 948 01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:44,957 Indeed, let him die, do me a favor, let him die. 949 01:20:52,333 --> 01:20:55,874 - The police! What did you do? - This time I didn't do anything. 950 01:20:55,958 --> 01:20:57,457 Why do you look at me badly? 951 01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:14,540 - Daniel. - Don't get up. 952 01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:22,207 Well, now that the groom has arrived, we can get started. 953 01:21:22,291 --> 01:21:26,874 No, nothing starts here, in fact this is where it all ends. 954 01:21:29,833 --> 01:21:33,499 - Daniele, what's wrong? - You know very well that there is. 955 01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:39,374 Yesterday in the hotel while we were in bed, I lost a ring, 956 01:21:39,458 --> 01:21:42,499 It's a gift from my father, please find it. 957 01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:47,124 Daniele must not know anything of what happened between us. 958 01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:49,707 Signed, Barbara. 959 01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:54,374 Barbara, tell me it's not true, did you cheat on him? 960 01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:58,540 Yes, ma'am. And I'll tell you more. 961 01:21:58,625 --> 01:22:01,999 He did it with my dearest witness Luca. 962 01:22:04,541 --> 01:22:08,124 When I first saw you I thought: How beautiful is this... 963 01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:10,624 When will I get something like this? 964 01:22:10,708 --> 01:22:13,915 Instead it happened and you chose me. 965 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:19,165 But I still didn't believe it, I thought: What's the catch? 966 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:22,624 And today I found out that the scam really existed. 967 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:26,582 And as much as I love you I can't marry you. 968 01:22:30,291 --> 01:22:32,457 I'm sorry, gentlemen, the party ends here. 969 01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:41,124 Friends, I am desolate, for me this is a very bad day. 970 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:43,832 Thank you, Lord. 971 01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:46,790 Too bad, it was a beautiful refreshment. 972 01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:51,207 - Yes, but we can eat a little something, stay calm. - Listen to me. 973 01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:58,665 Daniele, I ruined everything. 974 01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:02,915 I'm sorry, but that's how I am. 975 01:23:03,416 --> 01:23:04,499 So how? 976 01:23:06,166 --> 01:23:08,790 One he doesn't even know what does she want. 977 01:23:10,208 --> 01:23:15,165 Which apparently seems like this determined, instead she is insecure. 978 01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:18,707 - I would have said slut! - Slut, minimum. 979 01:23:18,791 --> 01:23:20,957 But what a shame, Barbara! 980 01:23:21,041 --> 01:23:25,124 I thought I had educated you in respect for values or am I wrong? 981 01:23:26,375 --> 01:23:29,832 Wrong, think that last night he was at the casino. 982 01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:32,957 Casino? What mess? 983 01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:36,749 No, I said casino, not casino. 984 01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:41,415 Fabio, don't bullshit me, you said mess. 985 01:23:41,541 --> 01:23:46,290 That's why you were late yesterday. You went to the casino with him! 986 01:23:47,375 --> 01:23:52,749 - Tell me it's not true! - No, I only accompanied Timonov... 987 01:23:55,458 --> 01:23:58,249 Mon will you believe this liar? 988 01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:07,707 Casimiro, you very bad man, I'm done with your bank. 989 01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:12,332 - Damn, what a turtle that he gave him. - He did well. 990 01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:14,665 Did he do well? 991 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,124 - No, don't touch me. - Mom, stop it! 992 01:24:17,208 --> 01:24:20,415 Shut up, you are the worthy daughter of your father. 993 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:23,082 Mom, don't do that! 994 01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:29,707 - John? - Yes, love? 995 01:24:29,791 --> 01:24:32,915 At this moment I am not your love, I'm a lawyer. 996 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,040 Say. 997 01:24:37,125 --> 01:24:39,957 Mr Bistolfi, where she was last night 998 01:24:40,041 --> 01:24:42,957 between eleven and five in the morning? 999 01:24:44,208 --> 01:24:46,749 - Paola, what does it have to do with it... - Stick to the questions. 1000 01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:52,374 Excuse me. We went to a little place to drink. 1001 01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:56,124 - In a brothel? - Yes, but nothing happened. 1002 01:24:56,208 --> 01:24:57,499 We went there out of curiosity 1003 01:24:57,583 --> 01:25:02,415 and then you know what men are like when they're together, right Luca? 1004 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:07,374 - I'm not going to the casino. - You prefer friends' women. 1005 01:25:07,458 --> 01:25:08,915 A piece of mud! 1006 01:25:10,416 --> 01:25:11,999 Daniel! Come on! 1007 01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:17,415 - Well, I have no further questions. - Can I get up? 1008 01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:24,165 John, what a disappointment. See you in court. 1009 01:25:27,166 --> 01:25:32,290 You know I fuck you, huh? HI! 1010 01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:38,540 All right, go ahead, there's one thing anyway that you can't take away from me! 1011 01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:41,165 I'm in love with a girl! 1012 01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:45,249 And as soon as I divorce you, I swear I'll marry her. 1013 01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:46,499 What is it? 1014 01:25:46,583 --> 01:25:51,249 Sorry, it's against my ethics professional, but as it says... 1015 01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:52,582 when it's needed, it's needed. 1016 01:25:52,666 --> 01:25:58,124 Another one? Another one, another, another... 1017 01:25:58,666 --> 01:26:00,165 Enough! 1018 01:26:00,916 --> 01:26:06,332 Sara, did you hear what I said? I'm free, we can get married. 1019 01:26:06,416 --> 01:26:08,957 - It's late, Giovanni. - What, is it late? 1020 01:26:09,041 --> 01:26:13,165 It's very late, pig Judas. 1021 01:26:15,541 --> 01:26:20,290 Giovanni, while you last night you were at the casino having fun, 1022 01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:23,165 I have known a wonderful person 1023 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:26,082 and I decided that despite you, 1024 01:26:26,166 --> 01:26:28,415 I want to continue to believe in love. 1025 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:34,207 He says the train passes sooner or later for everyone, I don't know where it will take me, 1026 01:26:34,291 --> 01:26:36,915 but I decided that this train I want to take it. 1027 01:26:39,291 --> 01:26:41,999 Good luck. 1028 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:46,165 Nice, guys! 1029 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:48,957 I love you! 1030 01:26:55,041 --> 01:26:59,082 Of course he told him really bad for your friend, eh? 1031 01:26:59,166 --> 01:27:02,165 - Why did he say it right to you? - Sorry, what do you think? 1032 01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:04,915 You think he did something in that brothel? 1033 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:08,790 I don't mind the brothel, who cares. 1034 01:27:08,875 --> 01:27:11,082 Good, you know me, you know how I am. 1035 01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:15,832 It's precisely because I know you that I can't stand you anymore. 1036 01:27:15,916 --> 01:27:21,332 I want to be alone, disappear from my life. 1037 01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:24,207 Go away! 1038 01:27:24,875 --> 01:27:30,082 I understand the moment of justifiable nervousness... 1039 01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:34,582 Listen, Fabio Rocchetti, you have to disappear from my life, get up! 1040 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:38,249 - I remind you that we have a son! - He can't stand you anymore either. 1041 01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:40,624 Now I'll prepare you a passionflower herbal tea. 1042 01:27:40,708 --> 01:27:41,915 Go! 1043 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,999 - Then to the lime tree. - Hurry! 1044 01:27:48,833 --> 01:27:50,290 I did it! 1045 01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:58,332 Guys, it's been a long time I would like to say something, 1046 01:27:58,416 --> 01:28:02,207 but I never found it the courage to do it. 1047 01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:04,499 Today I want to say it, in front of everyone. 1048 01:28:07,416 --> 01:28:10,457 Alexander... I love you. 1049 01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:20,665 Guys, I've been there for many years too I should say one thing, 1050 01:28:20,750 --> 01:28:24,082 but I never had the courage to do it. 1051 01:28:26,875 --> 01:28:30,874 Luciana... I'm gay. 1052 01:28:35,625 --> 01:28:39,040 - This, this... - Do you have two potatoes? 1053 01:28:39,125 --> 01:28:41,749 Put it, put it, don't be cheap. 1054 01:28:50,458 --> 01:28:54,124 - How's it going, better? - Yes, thank you. 1055 01:28:54,208 --> 01:28:56,707 - You gave me a shock. - Not you, huh? 1056 01:28:58,541 --> 01:29:03,207 Luciana, I should have told you, but I really didn't know how to do it, 1057 01:29:03,291 --> 01:29:06,999 in fact, I thank you because if you hadn't been there, 1058 01:29:07,083 --> 01:29:10,624 I would never have had the courage to talk, never. 1059 01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:16,124 - Can I ask you a question? - Of course. 1060 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:21,957 - But have you always been gay? - Well, yes. 1061 01:29:23,166 --> 01:29:25,040 And go! 1062 01:29:25,875 --> 01:29:29,707 She will remain the only woman in your life. Do you want to bring satisfaction? 1063 01:29:29,791 --> 01:29:31,040 For now. 1064 01:29:32,958 --> 01:29:34,290 I never understood it nothing about men. 1065 01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:36,624 Me niether. 1066 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:46,332 - To Danie. - Mom, I'm sorry. 1067 01:29:46,916 --> 01:29:51,499 Don't worry, try the frankfurters, they are scary! 1068 01:29:55,333 --> 01:29:57,082 But it won't hurt you all this stuff? 1069 01:29:57,166 --> 01:30:00,374 It's all paid for... what do you do, throw it away? 1070 01:30:00,458 --> 01:30:05,874 Look, tell me the truth, during Have you stolen anything these days? 1071 01:30:05,958 --> 01:30:08,415 I promised, you told me not to touch anything. 1072 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:14,582 Counter-order, now when you go back to villa to pack your suitcase, give it to me. 1073 01:30:15,958 --> 01:30:17,790 But really? 1074 01:30:18,583 --> 01:30:21,290 Nice uncle, My appetite has returned. 1075 01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:24,207 Male, get ready that we have to work on. 1076 01:30:35,541 --> 01:30:41,665 Danie, excuse me, look what a mess I made for you. 1077 01:30:43,041 --> 01:30:49,290 I'm still the same asshole, but I swear I didn't know who she was. 1078 01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:53,165 But if you didn't think of it, someone else thought about it... 1079 01:30:53,250 --> 01:30:57,332 then another, you imagine what a beautiful wedding I had? 1080 01:30:57,416 --> 01:30:59,124 It's better this way. 1081 01:31:00,541 --> 01:31:02,707 Like you told me that time at school? 1082 01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:05,832 Girls come and go, but friends remain. 1083 01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:12,415 - Nice friend I am. - Come here. Come on. 1084 01:31:56,458 --> 01:31:58,582 We were a team again. 1085 01:31:58,666 --> 01:32:01,165 Our first half it had gone like this and like that, 1086 01:32:01,250 --> 01:32:03,499 but there still remained the second half to play, 1087 01:32:03,583 --> 01:32:06,249 anything could still happen! 1088 01:32:12,083 --> 01:32:14,207 Goalkeeper!